Miami’s Sassiest Seniors Meet Broadway’s Best! Big news, theater fans! In a bold artistic decision, we’re swapping out the classic Broadway divas of Jerry’s Girls for four sassy seniors from Miami. That’s right—our production will now star Dorothy, Blanche, Rose, and Sophia! 🎭 Dorothy belts “I Am What I Am” with unmatched sarcasm. 🎭 Blanche turns “Before the Parade Passes By” into a sultry ballad. 🎭 Rose shares a St. Olaf story before every number. 🎭 Sophia rewrites half the lyrics—because “they needed improving.” Will there be sequins? Yes. Will there be drama? Absolutely. Will there be cheesecake? Only if you get here early. But before you call Shady Pines… APRIL FOOLS! Jerry’s Girls is still the dazzling Broadway tribute you know and love— no Blanche or Sophia in sight (though that would be an interesting show). Secure your tickets now and enjoy the glitz, glamour, and legendary songs of Jerry Herman! 🎭 Don’t Wait! This Show is More Fabulous Than Blanche’s Date Roster! 239.277.1700 | GulfCoastSymphony.org |
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